Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Gnome King Abducted!

Do you know someone whose cow has died recently? Perhaps they have fallen victim of the Awful Curse of the King of the Gnomes. His royal gnomeness was last seen on Friday sitting on his throne atop Mount Broadbark at Castle in the Air. Now he and his lieutenant Mosstoe are missing and we are assuming the worst. Why is it that bandits think this sort of violation doesn't hurt them as much as it hurts us?


The Joy of Nesting said...

Oh For Shame and For not!!!!! Unbelievable How are the Gnomelandians holding up with out their king??? They must be devestated :( How could this happen do human's have no shame??

A curse on the lot of them!! May they spend the rest of their lives wearing shoes 3 sizes to small,and may their heads become home to a family of wood peckers!! Because they surely must be blockheads to do something this despicable :( SO it has been said SO shall it be written!!

Seriously Karima, it never ceases to amaze me how low some humans are willing to stoop!!

Please convey to all the gnomes my condolences for their lost. And I will light a faerie candle in hopes of his safe return !!

Pattie ;)
Mazatlan Mexico

Ulla said...

Well said! May the abductor find his mushrooms rotting under his bed, and his coal turned to dust!